Mega Man vs. Slimy- neglected Hall-of-Famer
match
Joe: Welcome to a special deathmatch, the
hall-of-famers neglection deathmatch!
Bow: In English, Joey.
Joe: Well, when you won the hall of fame,
you left out your pet slime, Slimy.
Bow: yeah..OH! now I get it. The person
who didnt get credit for helping a Hall of famer is now in a deathmatch!
Joe: EXACTLY! In the Blue Corner, its the
titanium-skinned Mega Man!!
Bow: In the Green Corner, its my goopy
little Dragon Warrior pet, Slimy the Slime!!
Mega Man:
Slimy:
Joe: they are eyeing each other wearily..
Mega Man:*snicker* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!..
Im sorry, but I cant possibly fight someones pet Slime, I might destroy it!
Slimy: *turns into a slime-fist* (tries
to punch Mega Man in the legs)
Bow: Get m, Slimy!
Mega Man: *snickers* IIcant take.it*burst
out laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Ahahahahahaha!! Youve got to be
joking! Ahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls over)
(while Mega Man is down, Slimy takes the
opportunity to envelope over Mega Man, pinning him down)
Joe: Thats a KO! Uno, Dos, Tres! The winner:
Slimy!
Mega Man: wha..
Bow: Yeah, you won, little slimer!
Mega Man: SIZZLING CIRCUITS!! I LOST TO
A SLIME?!
Guts Man: Ha ha ha! Mega-Wimp lost to a
slime! Mega-Wimp lost to a..!!!
(slimy comes over with a grenade, shoves
it down Guts Mans throat, and blows him to scrap metal)
Mega Man:..Thanks, Slimy. Do you want to
get a Super Tank with me?
Slimy: (nods head)
Bow: Awwwwww
Joe: Well, thats a wrap!! This match is
over! Im officially bored..
Bow: (morphs into Bahamut) Maybe not..
Joe:..uh-oh, gotta run before I get nuked
by Mega Flare, folks! See ya! (runs like hell)
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Fighter vs. Thief
Joey: At last, the new season of Fred's
Deathmatches are here!
Bow: Ick, there are too many cobwebs here!
Joey: Could just be a Spider Attack.
Bow: What?
Joey: In the Red Corner, the ultimate killing
machine of FF1, give it up for the Fighter!!
Bow: IN THE GREEN CORNER, THE MASTER OF
STEALING, THE AGILE AND SNEAKY THIEF!!!
Joey/Bow: FIGHT!
Fighter: Okay, Thief, prepare to feel the
might of my Tiger-Style sword technique!
Thief: Yeah, yeah, let's just do this.
Fighter: (runs at Thief with two swords)
YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (swings sword-less hands through air) What the?
Thief: (spinning Fighter's swords in hands)
You'll have to quicker than that, Fighter.
Joey: Unbelievable! Thief just stole Fighter's
swords right out his hands in the blink of an eye!
Bow: What's not to believe?
Thief: (tosses Fighter's swords away, draws
Coral Sword) Let's dance!
(Runs around Fighter, slashing him many
times with CS) Haha! You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You can't hit-
Fighter: (Clotheslines Thief) Guess again!
(picks up Coral Sword, holds to Thief's Neck) Gimme back my shiney swords before I break this wimpy Coral one!
Thief: (takes Coral Sword) Not a chance!
(cuts hands on sharp edge) OW!!
Fighter: (Runs)
Bow: Eh? How did Fighter just Clothes-line
Thief? I thought he only knew how to use swords!!
Joey: Well, he IS a FIGHTER,
isn't he?
Bow: Yeah, whatever. Just tell me if anyone
is breaking any rules.
Joey: Well, you may want to
check out this next move.
Bow: What?
Thief: (pulls out a bag labeled "Hadoken")
(Opens bag, causing a massive fireball of energy to fly at Fighter) Dodge This!
(Fighter is blown to smithereens by Hadoken)
Bow: *Whistles* HEY! That's rule number
7 broken: No stealing other's people's moves!! Black Mage's Hadoken included!
Black Mage: (walks into the arena) Now,
where is my Hado...(sees Thief with Hadoken Bag) YOU stole MY Hadoken! I'll teach you to steal from ME! (pulls out knife,
stabbing Thief in the face many times)
Bow:...Uh, forget my lame-@$$ punishment! (grabs a knife and joins BM in stabbing Theif)
Joey: By default, Fighter wins!
Black Mage: Wait, that idiot wins?! Not
yet, he doesn't!
Joey: Uh-oh, it looks like there is going
to be a second fight! Stay tuned!
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Black Mage vs. Fighter
Joey: Due to a wierd
series of events, it turns out Black Mage has challenged Fighter!
Black Mage: Yeah,
right. I just came to this wierd place to beat the bajeezus out of Fighter. And, what's in it for me?
Bow: Gil?
Black Mage: I'm not
greedy like that thug Thief. You'd better come up with something before I nuke you two.
Joey: Bow's acting
stupid. What the REAL prize for beating Fighter is as much pie as you can eat!
Black Mage: (Hearts
appear in eyes) Why didn't you say so? Let's go, Fighter!
Fighter: (Picking
nose) Hey, I can feel my brains!
Black Mage: Urge...to destroy Tygex World..rising...
Bow: In the Blue
Corner, the ball of hate we all love, Black Mage!
Joey: In the Red
Corner, you already heard about him, Fighter! FIGHT!!
Fighter: Fight what?
Black Mage: *Sigh*
You never cease to amaze me, Fighter. That strange fox just said we have to fight.
Fighter: I don't
wanna fight you, buddy.
Black Mage: (standing
behind Fighter) Say that again? (Stabs, only to have knife bounce off of Fighter's red armor)
Fighter: *Yawn*
Black Mage: I really must get a Cat Claw dagger...
Fighter: (Whips around
and slashes Black Mage with sword) Sorry, BM!
Bow: It appears that
Fighter has a slight advantage.
Joey: Like a nerd
against a bully. A nerd who knows unholy, destructive magic.
Black Mage: (To
self) Now I know why I like to let Fighter take all the hits.
Fighter: Are you
okay?
Black Mage: Yeah,
just fine-FIRE 2!! (Shoots a fire orb from the sky, which goes into the ground at Fighter's feet)
Fighter: Huh? (Many
flame pillars burst from the ground) HOT!!
Black Mage: Now!
FLARE! (Causes an atomic explosion) METEOR! (Makes a huge meteor slam Fighter) BOLT 3!! (Makes a HUGE lightning bolt with
an electrical field zap Fighter)
Fighter: (Scorched) Ugh...
Joey: And so, Black
Mage is the winner!
Black Mage: Now,
where's my pie?
???: Excuse me. Has
anyone seen Fighter and Theif?
Black Mage: (Hearts
pop up in eyes) Oh, baby! White Mage!
Joey: (shudders)
Why do hearts in BM's eyes creep me out?
White Mage: Oh great,
Black Mage again.
Black Mage: (Runs
up to WM) Come on, you know you want me, my little prize.
Bow: Eep.
White Mage: I am
no prize!! How many times must I do this? (Lifts giant hammer and slams Black Mage into a crater with it) Oh, there
they are. (Walks over to Thief and Fighter, then uses Cure to heal them)
Black Mage: Oh yeah,
she wants me.
Joey: Uh, did White
Mage win this one?
Bow: Let's just keep
this a cameo fight.
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Joey Kitts vs. Mist Tides
Bow: Hi! Welcome to Fred's Deathmatches!
Hobbes: While Joey is away, I'll play announcer.
Bow: Hey! I thought I was announcer!
Hobbes: Touchy. At any rate, tonight we bring to you a
new character to Tygex World: Mist Tides, daughter of a human and a Zora, this girl has a serious love for water!
Bow: Why are Joey's friends usually girls?
Hobbes: Yow wow wow, I'd like it! Anyway, maybe that Alex
Muta guy will come to Tygex World some time soon.
Hobbes: In the Yellow Corner, the Tails look-alike, Joey
Kitts!
Bow: In the Blue Corner, we are pleased to say hello to
Mist!
Hobbes/Bow: FIGHT! HEY! I WANTED TO SAY THAT! STOP COPYING
ME!!
A girl with sky-blue hair, glasses, a blue dress with
red triangles on the bottom like a White Mage's dress, and purple sandals walks out to the arena.
Mist: Okay, let's do this!
Joey: My pleasure, but I'm not supposed to hit girls.
Mist: Ah, but there is a loophole.
Joey: Eh?
Mist: Only if they hit you first! (Pulls out a staff with
a crescent moon on the end and cuts Joey with it)
Joey: Hey!!!
Bow: And Mist uses speech to distract Joey!
Hobbes: Anything could destract him. Watch. (Blow a few
bubbles)
Joey: (Sees Hobbes's bubbles) Ooh, shiny!
Mist: Too easy. Spiral Wave! (Lauches herself spinning
in a whirlpool-like effect at Joey)
Joey: Plasma Ball! (Fires a purple energy ball)
When Mist's Spiral Wave and Joey's Plasma Ball connected,
it shot both users back and created a huge steam effect.
Mist: I can hear you, I just can't see you!
Joey: Sneak attack! (Kicks Mist in the butt from behind)
Mist: Hey! (Swings Crescent Staff)
Joey: (Ducks, draws Gianife sword, and slashes Mist's
legs)
Mist: OOWWWWWWW! (Falls to knees)
Joey: Any last words?
Mist: Just two: Sapphire Rings!
At this, many sapphire chakrams (thrwoing ring weapons)
fell from the sky, all aimed at Joey)
Joey: (Barely dodging rings) Eep! You leave me with no
choice! (Pulls out Llex Stone) CELEBI!!!!!!!!!!
In a green flash of light, Joey Kitts became his alter
ego, Celebi 134. His Plasma Ball ability becomes stronger, his Solar Flash is replaced with Heal Bell, and a glowin aura surrounds
the Gianife, making it stronger.
Bow: Wow! His morphing into Celebi 134 always amazed me!
Hobbes: Reminds me of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Bow: Yu-Gay-Ho!
Celebi 134: Ready, Mist? Super Plasma Ball! (Fires three
plasma balls that morph into one big sphere)
Mist: Here we go again! Water Balloon! (Shoots a gel-like
ball of water)
Once again, the combination of Water magic and Solar energy
caused a huge steam-screen. However, this gives Celebi 134 the chance to come up and impale Mist, ending the fight.
Mist: No......fair...(Collapses)
Bow: And the winner is Joey/Celebi 134!
????: I'm be more then happy to beat the $#!+ out of Kitts.
Joey: (Back stiffens) ...J...Jarek..M...Malo?
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Joey Kitts vs. Jarek Malo
Bow: What an amazing turn of events!
Hobbes: Uh, who's Jarek Malo?
Bow: Joey's enemy, but he isn't on the site yet.
Hobbes: Oh.
Before Joey Kitts lies an originally Arctic fox 'morph,
but he had dyed his fur completely black. A few undyed spikes rest over his eyes. Jarek is wearing faded jeans and B-Ball
shoes.
Jarek: Long time no see, Kitts.
Joey: (Draws Gianife) Jarek... this isn't your fight.
Jarek: Yeah, Joey, it is. This'll be just like behind
school.
Joey: Said the over-dramatic assf**k, who didn't notice
the katana-esque sword gripped in J. Kitt's right hand.
Jarek: Oh. Sorry. Let me pull out my own weapon...
Jarek pulled out a knife and cut his wrists. From
the blood that flowed, a large scythe appeared.
Bow: Woah. And here I thought Jarek was Emo or something...
Hobbes: Bow, not every Emo kid cut themselves.
Joey: Daaaaaaaang... what a creepy weapon.
Jarek: Thanks, Joe. I hope the "Rending Scar" matches
the force of Giaknife. (Lunges forward, but doesn't swipe with his scythe)
Joey: (Ducks) Huh? No attack?
Jarek: (Swings the Rending Scar down at Joey's back) My
mistake! (Blade enter's Joey's back) Sorry to keep you waiting!
The force of the bloody blade was painful, but wasn't
enough to defeat Joey. He countered with a bite to Jarek's right leg. That attack wasn't quite effective, as the harmed fox
soon tasted the rubber of Jarek's Size 9, and as he reeled, Joey accidently tore his back open even worse.
Joey: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
Bow: Dang it, Kitts! Get your head into the game!
Joey: (Rubs his wound) *mmmmph....* Guh...
Joey wasn't going to let that happen again. As Jarek
tried to do another vertical slice attack, Joey stepped to the side and stabbed Jarek's gut with his sword. Joey then held
out his hand and gathered solar energy for his special attack.
Joey: Plasma Ball! (Fires a sphere of purple plasma at
Jarek)
Jarek: (Dodges the Plasma Ball) Too sl- (Joey chops Jareks
with Gianife as he dodges) UGH!
Bow: Ooh! And Kitts used his Plasma Ball attack to act
as a simple diversion in order to chop the collarbones of Malo with his sword!
Hobbes: This stuff is too brutally-descriptive for me...
Jarek, in deseperation, threw his Rending Scar scythe
at Joey, slicing the fox's thighs and making him drop to his knees. Jarek then knocked Joey onto his back with a
sharp uppercut, reclaimed
his weapon, and stabbed Joey in the gut with it. The force of the uppercut had also made Joey lose his grip on Gianife...
Joey: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!!!
Jarek: (Pulls the blade from Joey and stomps on him) Heheheheh,
if it weren't for pansies like you, guys like me'd never have fun!
Joey: If it weren't for jerks like you... (pulls a dagger
from his pocket and stabs Jarek in the thigh) then people'd be better off!
Hobbes: Go, Kitts, you can do it!
Joey: (As he steps forward, he sticks Jarek) So, HOW about
you BACK off and JUST get the HECK outta here?
(Stops) What in the...?
Joey could have sworn he was stabbing Jarek with his
dagger a little while ago. Now it seemed as though Jarek just vanished. But unfortunately for him, it seemed Jarek really
did have special attacks as well. As Joey's shadow stretched and contorted, it took the form of Jarek. Soon, Jarek himself
appeared from the shadow. He picked up Joey's sword and approached his unwary victim...
Bow: Oh, geez! Kitts!
Hobbes: Bow! You can't help him! That's not in the rules!
Joey: (Back stiffens) J...Jarek... where are you?
Jarek: Right behind you, JOEEEEEEEEY!!
As Jarek threw his arms back to thrust with the katana,
Joey turned his head. But he was too late. The dark steel of his own sword went clear through his back and ripped through
his stomach. Joey gasped, and dropped his Sai. As Jarek pulled the blade out, Joey collapsed.
Aeris: (In the audience) Gee, this looks familiar...
Joey: N...Nuts. Ughhhhh.
Jarek: Enough drama! (Stomps Joey's fallen body, eventually
making Joey pass out)
Bow: Well.... damn, dude.
Hobbes: Erm... it seems, that Joey Kitts has been KO'd,
if not killed... but Jarek still can't run the site.
Jarek: WHY THE F**K NOT?!
Hobbes: Because, Kitts is just an avatar for the real-life
kid who owns the site.
Joey: Up... yours...
Jarek: (Turns to Joey) YO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE KO'D,
IF NOT KILLED!
Joey: Touchy, touchy... (closes eyes)
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Battle Royale 4
Bow: Uh, wait, what now?
Joey: Wellllllll... take a look back at the tournament
standings after Battle Royale 3.
Bow: What about them.
Joey: Don't you see? Fighter won a single match before
he was defeated, and so did I. Now we have to do a Battle Royale to see who gets to get into the Hall of Fame.
Bow: But it's only a one-on-one match! Usually we have
three or four opponents. Who could we POSSIBLY hire to fight you and Fighter?!
Joey: (Pulls out a list entitled "Joey Kitts' favorite
Video Game Characters") Oh, you have no idea...
Bow: ..................$#!+.
Eventually...
Hobbes: Welcome to the fourth Battle Royale here at Fred's
Deathmtaches!
Fred the Spanyard: Which'll be that one spiky-haired dude's
Detahmatches when I retire.
Bow: Woah! I don't remember seeing this Neglected Mario
Characters guy in years.
Fred: Which reminds me... DEATHRAY!!! (Shoots a laser
from between his pincers, burning Bow to a crisp)
Bow: Ouch.
Joey: ANNOUNCE THE FRICKIN' FIGHTERS ALREADY!!!
Fred: Wow. That fox is really annoying.
Bow: Tell me about it.
Fred: Well, I'm taking Bill and going to get some tacos.
Smell you dorks later. (Flies away)
Hobbes: So, characters like Kratos Aurion, Soma Cruz,
and many other cool people turned down the offer...
Bow: However, we have managed to pull in... at least one
other Final Fantasy character!
Hobbes: And so, without further ado...
Hobbes: IN THE RED CORNER, THE SHINIES-LOVING
GUY WHO FIGHTS IN HIS PAJAMAS... FIIIIIIIIIIIGHTER!!!
Fighter is pushed into the arena by
his cohorts; Black Mage, Red Mage, White Mage, Thief, and Black Belt. He casually pulls a broadsword from a sheath on his
back and steps into... the green corner of the area, before he is pushed AGAIN into his red corner.
Bow: IN THE GREEN CORNER, THE FOXBOY
WHO'S SHOES USED TO BE THE ONLY DESTINCTION BETWEEN HIM AND TAILS... JOEY KITTS!!!
From the referee/announcer booth, Joey
jumps off and does a flying kick, landing on his green corner with a thud. Dazed from his failed jump, he holds one paw over
his forehead and draws his Gianife sword.
Hobbes: In the Blue Corner, a girl
who has only appeared in comics since this update... MIST TIDES!!!
Mist nervously walks into the arena.
Once she reaches her blue corner, she grins and waves to the audience, dispite the fact sweat is dripping down her temple.
Bow: AND IN THE YELLOW CORNER....
wait, what the fudge?! "The cocky Dragon Knight who lost her home twice... FREYA CRESCENT OF FINAL FANTASY"?!?!?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
The rat woman tips her red cap to the
crowd as she steps over to the yellow corner. Once there, she pulls out a spear hanging from her back and slicks back her
whitish hair.
Bow: Freya Crescent? FREYA FRICKIN' CRESCENT?! Is that
the best Joey could hire?!
Hobbes: What? She's at least a decent fighter in Final
Fantasy 9.
Bow: But why couldn't Kitts hire, you know, someone a
little BETTER?! Like Tifa Lockheart? Or Kain Highwind? Or any of the blonde-headed stars that have been in the more recent
FF's? Hell, he could've hired Zidane for all I care!
Hobbes: Let's get this over with.
Mist: (Whispering to Joey) You earnestly had no one better
to hire, did you?
Joey: (Whispering back to Mist) What? I like Freya.
Freya: (Whispering to Fighter) What do you say we both
team up and defeat the both of them, and when they are both on the floor bleeding, one of us pretends to be defeated by the
other?
Fighter: (Whispering back to Freya) Uhm.... can you repeat
that?
Freya: (Whispering back to Fighter) Never mind.
Bow: Okay, let's get this over with. FIGHT!!
Freya immediately jumps high into the air as soon
as Bow announced the start of the fight. Joey causually pokes Mist with the tip of his sword, which results in his getting
a backhand from Ms. Tides in return. Fighter is too busy looking up at the sky, trying to find Freya. While Joey and Mist
are bickering, Freya drops onto the both of them like a sack of bricks, knocking the fox, rat, and human/zora flat onto the
mat.
Bow: Aw, no goring? Freya sucks, man.
Hobbes: What do you have against her?
Bow: No body likes Freya. She's just like Yuffie Kisaragi,
you're better off without her.
Hobbes: Yuffie has fans too...
Bow: LIKE I CARE!!!!!
Joey crawls away from the female warriors and heads
over to Fighter.
Fighter: So... why are we fighting anyway?
Joey: It's part of a tournament. Whichever one of us defeats
all others get to be in the Hall of Fame.
Fighter: Even that one girl with glasses and
rat-girl?
Joey: Uh, actually... we're supposed to fight because
we both won 2 rounds. (Blinks) Uh, where did Fighter g- (gags)
Using his obvious stupid impression and Joey's over-talkative
speech, Fighter managed to sneak behind the fox and is now strangling him with one hand.
Hobbes: Wow! Who saw that one coming?
Bow: YES!! THAT'S IT! STRANGLE THE LIFE OUT OF THAT TAN-COLORED
RAT! AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, KILL THAT OTHE RAT, TOO!!!
Hobbes: BOW!
Bow: Like I'm gonna miss the chance to see Joey get choked?
Hobbes: Why you two are even
friends in the first place, I'll never know...
Bow: Huh? Speak up, I can't hear you over Kitts' gurgling.
While Freya seems to have no problems dodging Mist's
punches and kicks, Mist also seems to be unaffected by kicks or spear thrusts from Freya.
Freya: (Thrusts spear, only to have the thrust dodged
by Mist)
What do you intend to do, madam?
Mist: "Those who cannot be touched cannot be hurt".
Freya: Except this fight will grow quite lengthy if we
keep avoiding each other's attacks.
Mist: Say... what are the boys doing?
Freya: Hmm... well, the red-clad one seems to be strangling
the fox who paid me 5000 Gil to fight.
Mist: He only hired you for 5000 Gil? That's sad. What
do you say we kick the tabasco sauce out of Kitts for being so cheap?
Freya: Let's.
Finally escaping the grasp of Fighter's tight fist,
Joey dropped to the floor, only to find himself surrounded by three fighters, each brandishing bladed weapons.
Joey: Et tu, Tides?
Mist: Sorry. I'm not going to just drop dead and let you
win.
Joey: Well, in that case...
As spearhead, crescent-shaped sickle, and sword edge
rushed towards Joey, he pulled a pair of daggers from his pockets and chucked both at Mist and Freya, stabbing both girls.
Sadly for him, thought, all three blades aimed at his struck home; the spear lanced into his side, the sickle rended into
his right arm, and the sword cut a clean slice down his chest.
Mist: (Looks down, noticing the dagger is stuck into
a spot in her ribcage) Nice... shot. (Collapses)
Freya: (Pulls her spearhead out of Joey, and slowly yanks
the Sai out of her shoulder) It will take more than some butter knife to defeat a Dragon Knight.
Joey: Owwwwwwwwww....
Fighter: If I win, do I get a new sword?
Joey: YES! A REALLY SHINY ONE! (Swings Gianife at Fighter)
Hobbes: It appears the wounded Joseph isn't going to let
Fighter distract him anymore.
Bow: Good thing, too. Even though Mist's lung got punctured,
forcing her to retire the battle, Freak-a and Fightard are still tough competitors.
Hobbes: Don't you mean-
Bow: I honestly can't wait until Joey's back as announcer,
you know that, right?
Hobbes: Maybe I'll quit as well, along with Fred and Bill.
Bow: Those who don't have any use in a business.....
No matter how many swings, even two-handed, Joey attempted
with his sword against Fighter, all his shots bounced off of Fighter's red armor. Meanwhile, Freya leaned against one of the
posts around the arena and took a breather.
Fighter: Uh, you know, Black Mage stabs me all the time,
and it doesn't hurt.
Joey: Hmph. (Sheaths Gianife) Maybe this requires a different
approach. How about... (Leaps at Freya) KAISER KNUCKLES!?
Freya: (Fumbles with spear) Huh?!
The caught-off-guard Freya was subjected to a flurry
of punches from Kitts. Though his muscles were wimpy and so were his punches, his fists swung with light speed, nailing the
snout of his Burmecian opponent like an angry German emperor.
Joey: Hah!
Freya: (Covers snout) You... gave me a bloody nose...
Joey: To be honest, you're hardly a defenseless lady.
Freya: That is it. (Clenches knuckles tightly) That is
the only place I will not tolerate a blow to.
Fighter: Oh? What can you do?
Freya: (Thrusts hands forward DBZ style) Cherry Blossom!
Fighter: "Cherry Blossom". Hahahahahah!
Joey: Oh snap.
The room grew a deep magenta color. Along with the change
of lighting, a fierce wind kicked up, throwing Joey and moving Fighter backwards. Appearing from nowhere appeared to be a
storm of... cherry blossom petals? But these were no ordinary petals; as they struck Kitts and Fighter, each one exploded
with a loud crack and burnt both victims. And because there were so many, Joey and Fighter yelled in agony as the explosions
burst onto their bodies like firecrackers. When the winds finally kicked down, Fighter's armor/PJs were a bit singed, but
he was alright. Joey, on the other hand, was unconscious, his front ablaze with burns.
Bow: Ouch. Who knew flowers could be so deadly?
Hobbes: Wow.
Freya: Are you satisfied now?
Joey: ...................
Fighter: It's just us now, Freya.
Freya: Yes, I do believe so.
Fighter: Only one way to settle this now.
Freya: You mean?
Fighter: Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-up. A FINAL FANTASY STYLE FIGHT!
The screen spun around in a circle as it faded to
black. Once vision was returned, status windows from a RPG were behind both opponents. This revealed HP, MP, and an ATB (Active
TIme Battle) meter, along with a Limit meter for Fighter and a Trance meter for Freya.
Bow: Guh. I was afraid of this.
Hobbes: Looks like we're out of time, folks. See you again
next month or two?
Freya: (Walks out of the arena) It's about time.
Fighter: Now, how to pass the time.... oh! I don't just
like swords. I like falchions, katanas, rapiers, zweihanders, claymores, great swords, short swords, long swords, cutlasses,
vorpal blades....
