hobbes : (Steps inside a robot filled room as a huge fish comes flying into his face) HEY, PAL! WATCH WHERE YA GOIN'!
fish : Eh! Alright there. Take my advice and get outta here. There's sumthin' really bad in there. You just don't wanna
go in there.
hobbes : Calm down! Now just calm down and tell me what's the matter.
fish : Right, ok. It all started about two days ago.
fish voice: It was just me and the lads. We were havin' a cuppa pepsi . And the next thing you know...
fish voice: ...bob 's gone! We could... we couldn't find him! We thought, aah! Maybe he's gone off, you know like, do a
bit a shoppin' or sumthin'. He never came back! was next.
fish voice: He was just running ' along mindin' his own business. So I stood there and said...
fish voice: This thing came outta the robots ! And I thought to meself, OH NO! OH! I'm gettin' outta heres!
fish voice: So I 'ad to hide first.
fish : I came out 'cause I thought it was all clear. The lads had gone! The scientists had nailed me in! I'm outta here.
You can do what ya like. There's some money up there if you can be tough enough to get it. Seeya's.
hobbes : O_o; Who's that? Can't see anyone. Mmm... ok! If that's what it wants.
(The JERK SINGS floats for a while, but is then pulled under. The JERK SINGS pops back out and swims around frantically
until being pulled back down again.)
(After all JERK SINGS have been thrown in, joe peeks over the side to hear pow snap crunch sounds.)
hobbes: O_o; Uh-oh.
(Opera/Symphony music plays as a huge living pile of robots emerges from the pond with some JERK SINGS in its foot .)
JERK SINGS : OH! O_O;;;;;;;;; OH!!!! O_O;;;;;;;;;; PUT ME DOWN! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ooh! (Cries) ;_; OH! ......... ooh!
OH NO!!!! O_O;;;;;;;;;;;; ooh! NO.. hohohohohohohohohoho... ;_;
(The pile of robots sticks the JERK SINGS in its gums as its upper most right hand tooth.)
The Living robots Pile: (Sways with the music) Ahem! (Checks its voice) Mi mi mi mi miiiiiii!
(The Great DUMMY SPEW begins throwing arrows at joe . After several maneuvers, joe dodges the arrows and stands ready to
attack at a local X button pad. The SPEW begins to sing some more, and joe throws sword into its mouth. The Great DUMMY SPEW
chokes off the sword and goes into the center of the room.)
(After two more sword attacks to SPEW 's mouth, the Great DUMMY SPEW returns to the center again with more lyrics to recite.)
When I've knocked you out with all my force...
hobbes:ow.
(The Great DUMMY SPEW attacks and sings faster as joe tries to dodge and throw more sword in its mouth. After done successfully,
the Great DUMMY SPEW goes back to the center and has just about all it can stand.)
hobbes : O_O... $_$
The Great DUMMY SPEW : AH! You cursed fox ! Look what you've done. I'm BLEEDING ! I'm DYING!!!! Oh, what a world. What
a world. Who'd have thought a good little fox like you could have destroyed my beautilful sillyness .
The Great DUMMY SPEW : Oh, I'm DYING! Aahh... NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ (shrinks down until
he's about hobbes' size,then explodes into stars)
*jerk sings are mean little hyguys that sing little dumb songs when they use there slingshots.
"The TIGER Daily Sun"
Radlib Story Made By: Q2
BOWSER: All right, kids! Get down here and listen up.
(The King TIGER has called for his seven kids. As they show up, they try to express smart smiles, though they were almost
fake.)
hobbes : Good morning, Dad. What can we do for you today?
BOWSER: Oh cut the c***, hobbes . I've got news.
garet : News, what kind of news?
BOWSER: News concerning the school that you used to go to because of garet 's crazy mad scientist experiment.
garet : Heh heh heh heh...
BOWSER: I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. Now, we know that you couldn't go to school because garet destroyed your
last one, so now they've finally skipped a different school so that those from your old school may attend.
moe : Who's they?
BOWSER: I don't know. Anyway, your new school is called SILLY 7-11 High.
alex : But, I don't go to high school, not to mention moe .
BOWSER: It's a very naive school. It's an Elementary, Junior High, and High School.
fred : The place must be really young .
garet : So when do we start going to this school?
(A sudden honking noise comes from outside. They look through the window and see a school teleportation pad parked outside.)
BOWSER: Ah, here's your ride to your school now.
hobbes : Hey, but we don't even have our school supplies yet!
BOWSER: I don't think they'll allow swords and shurikens and all of that stuff in this school. Now get in that teleportation
pad and learn something for once.
(The TIGER lings headed for the teleportation pad . They sat on the seats. The TIGER next to garet greeted him.)
sam : Hi. Aren't you garet Von TIGER ?
garet : Who wants to know?
sam : I'm sam . I'm the valedictorian of my class.
garet : Yeah, what grade are you in?
sam : I'm in grade 44 .
garet : What?! I'm in that grade too!
sam : I heard that you were very brain-dead , but it's probably just a rumor.
garet : What?! I'm the brain-deadest TIGER there is!
sam : We'll see. Today were going to have a test in chemistry class. It's covering Chapters 134 through 32 . I hope you
have studied.
garet : But I've never even attended this school before, how could I know there was a test?
sam : Of course if you're as brain-dead as you say you are, you wouldn't need to study and run the whole test.
garet : Grrrr.... I'll show you!
(joe and hobbes ; however, are a bit more focused on a young lady on the other side of the teleportation pad .)
joe : Whoa, she's pretty.
hobbes : I'd like to get my leg on that girl.
(joe and hobbes stare at each other very .)
hobbes : It seems that there is some confusion. I saw her first so she's mine.
joe : Oh yeah? You and who's soda can ?
(While they argue, the school teleportation pad arrives at the school. Principal boss bass stands outside ready to greet
the students. Bowser's kids step out of the teleportation pad and look at the principal.)
PRINCIPAL: Hello and welcome to SILLY 7-11 High. I, on the behalf of the school, welcome the Princes and Princess of the
TIGER Kingdom to our fine lung .
ashton : Whatever. Just show us to our classes.
PRINCIPAL: Sure.
(As they walk after Principal boss bass ....)
sam : Remember the test, garet !
garet : Don't worry about me! I can run that test with one head tied behind my spine !
(Inside the building, the principal issued each child a slim-jim with a room number on it. They seperated into six groups;
moe and alex were together of course.)
alex : It says Rm. #999 and we're at Rm. #-100 so if we keep going this way we should be there.
moe : Good.
alex : Okay. It should be around this piece of pie .
(alex turns the piece of pie and bumps into a teenage chomp . The chomp drops its dork onto its shin .)
chomp : Hey! Watch where you're going!
alex : No! You watch where you're going!
chomp : What'd you just say to me?
alex : You heard me!
moe : And you're a teenager. What are you doing in the elementary part of the school? Oh wait, let me guess. You're that
lame .
chomp : GRR!!! Fine, if that's the way you want it. I'm the No. 1 bully of this school! I only shock those who don't give
me their lunch money, but this time I'll make an exception.
alex : You're gonna let us go?
chomp : No! I'm still gonna shock you!
(The bell rings as the three look around for the sound.)
chomp : Okay. Today! At recess! Bring your sorry selves on!
(The chomp leaves alex and moe in cold sweat. Meanwhile, ashton has found her class.)
ashton : It's about time I found this place.
(She opens the door as a young boy steps out.)
BOY: Oh, I'm sorry. I almost ran into you.
(ashton stares into his eyes.)
BOY: Oh, you're ashton , Princess of the TIGER Kingdom. Right?
(ashton only nodded in awe.)
BOY: Well, I gotta go to the gym room , but I'm glad you're here at our school. I hope you have a wonderful time here.
(The boy walks away as ashton gazes after him.)
ashton : Wow. He was so moron,dope,idiot to me. He might be.....my true love!
(While ashton falls right arm over heels, joe finds his class.)
joe : Ah, here I am. (joe looks up at a boy approaching him.) Huh, what? You!
hobbes : Huh? What are you doing here?
joe : It's my class, weak ! What about you?
hobbes : It's my class, too!
joe : Wait wait. Look at us. Fighting over some female person .
hobbes : Yeah, we are acting like total nimrods . Let's stop before we get in trouble with dad or something.
(They both walk into the room and find that same girl sitting at a table in front of them. There was one seat available
beside her.)
plumber : Welcome, hobbes and joe . Please take a seat anywhere...
(joe and hobbes are already trying to push and shove each other out of the seat next to girl. She and the plumber produce
sweatdrops on their faces. Later, garet is in his class along with sam . His plumber is ready to pass out the test.)
plumber : All right students. It's time to take the test, but garet , you don't have to take the test since this is your
first day at this school.
(garet turns to sam who smiles evily at him. He decides to prove that he's brain-dead .)
garet : Don't worry. I plan on taking the test.
plumber : Are you sure?
garet : Yeah!
(The plumber gives each student a copy of the test. garet is ready to run it while in the background he can hear sam saying
something.)
sam : Good luck, garet . You'll need it.
(Later, alex and moe are walking with their class to gym. When they were at the door, they look to their side and find
fred just standing there.)
alex & moe : fred !
fred : Huh?
(alex and moe run over to fred .)
alex : What are you doing here?
moe : Shouldn't you be in class?
fred : They stuck me in some boring music class and I decided not to go.
alex : Well anyway, we need your help bad!
moe : Yeah, this bully about your age said he's gonna shock us at lunch today!
fred : So?
alex : Huh?
fred : I don't care.
moe : But...
fred : Look, I got better things to do than be your musician . Leave me alone.
(fred storms off and alex and moe look troubled. Elsewhere, garet 's class has finished the test and the results are in.)
plumber : Okay class. The results are in.
garet : Go ahead and say my grade out loud!
plumber : Okay. Your grade is a 32 .
garet : Yep, that's me. I made the highest grade.
plumber : Uh, actually sam made the highest grade.
sam : Ha ha ha ha.
garet : What?!
plumber : sam made one point higher than your grade.
sam : Ha ha ha. I still claim my title as the brain-deadest TIGER in school.
garet : I'll get you for this!
(garet runs out of the classroom.)
plumber : Hey, where are you going?
(That moment the bell rings for recess.)
plumber : Oh, maybe he went to lunch. Come everyone. Time to eat.
(All classes leave to the huge cafeteria. It is as big as the school. ashton is walking as if she was standing on air.)
ashton : Where are you my love? I want to be with you.
alex : ashton , is that you?
(ashton comes out of her love trance.)
ashton : Of course it's me you moron !
moe : Can you help us?
alex : Yeah! This bully said he's gonna shock us any minute now.
ashton : Sorry but I'm quite busy.
(She leaves with her hands upon her stomach and alex and moe look very confused. Another TIGER comes up to the two.)
sam : Excuse me. Aren't you garet 's brothers?
moe & alex : Yes.
sam : Did you see him around here?
alex : Usually around lunch time, he goes into the chemistry lab.
moe : Yeah. He always went there back at his old school.
sam : Okay.
(Meanwhile joe and hobbes are both offering to buy lunch for the girl they like.)
joe : Hi, my name is joe . I thought that a pretty girl like you doesn't need to spend her money on this kind of food,
so I'm offering myself to buy lunch for you.
hobbes : Yeah, but I have much more money than his weird wallet has, so it would much better if you allowed me to buy lunch
for you.
joe : What....a weird wallet?
hobbes : That's right. Pocket change. That's all you have.
joe : Why I oughtta?
(The two arguers go at it again while the unsuspected girl sighs. The chomp that alex and moe met walks by the girl.)
chomp : Now where did those little insects go?
(Suddenly, the chomp is bumped from behind. He turns around.)
chomp : Ah, there you are.
alex & moe : AH! NO!
chomp : Now you will feel true root beers !
(The two brothers make a run for it while the chomp pursues them. Meanwhile, sam makes it to the chemistry Lab, but no
one appears to be there.)
sam : C'mon, garet . I haven't finished goofing up you yet.
(An image of garet stands up in the background with the darkness of the shadows covering the top part of his body.)
sam : There you are. Now I can finish goofing up you.
garet : I don't think so, pal.
(garet holds up a pizza slice of bubbling liquid.)
sam : What do you think you're doing?
garet : No one makes a snake out of me and gets away with it. I have designed a fluid capable of a heavy explosion. I will
have my revenge.
sam : .........You're bluffing.
garet : Wanna try me?
sam : You're lying. You wouldn't dare.
(sam approaches garet , but then garet raises the pizza slice of liquid.)
garet : Whoa, hold on sam . If I drop this thing, we all make the -666 :00 news tonight.
(sam starts backing away.)
sam : Y....you can't be serious.
garet : Oh, but I am. It ends now, sam .
(sam runs away terrified.)
garet : Hey, come back! I'm not done with you.
(As they chased, alex and moe have run into a corner with the chomp right behind them.)
alex : No. We're trapped.
chomp : End of the line for you two. Now to finish this.
VOICE: All right you. Hand over your lunch money to me and no harm will come to ya. Got me?
chomp : Huh?
(The chomp turns around to see fred telling another kid to give up his lunch money.)
fred : Well. I'm surfing over here!
(The kid hands over the lunch money. As fred counts the coins, the chomp storms over and tastes fred .)
chomp : Hey, what do you think you're doing? This is my treehouse !
fred : Yeah, well this is my treehouse now buddy. So step off!
chomp : What? I don't think you know me. I'm chomp ! Number 1 bully of this school and on my court it's either pay up or
step up!
fred : Well I'm surely not paying up to you. (fred tastes chomp on a table.)
chomp : Say what? (He gets up and tastes fred back.)
fred : You messed up now!
alex & moe : Oh boy! A fight!
(A massive crowd covers the cafeteria. Wild movement emerges from the center and members of the faculty try to get through
to the center. As this happens the girl steps outside with hobbes and joe following.)
(Bowser has just returned to the castle with a big smile on his face.)
BOWSER: Ah, nothing like a mission going right for once. I think I'll go have myself a snack. Where did Kamek put that
tasty sandwich ?
(As Bowser walks into the kitchen the phone rings. Bowser didn't pick it up and the answering machine comes on.)
PRINCIPAL: Bowser, this is the principal of SILLY 7-11 High.
(Bowser has just gotten a hold of the sandwich .)
PRINCIPAL: Bowser, three of your children are involved in a fight at school.
BOWSER: Huh? (He's pulling the sandwich closer to his mouth.)
PRINCIPAL: We are having trouble trying to get things under control and I need to request your assistance.
(Bowser puts the sandwich where he got it from.)
PRINCIPAL: Please come down to the school as soon as you can.
(Bowser walks out of the kitchen looking very disappointed. First, he walks down into the dungeon. Bowser flips on a light
switch and opens up one of the dungeon cell doors. A figure walks out of the dungeon cell.)
BOWSER: All right. You're free to go.
PC REPAIR WOMAN PEACH: Let me guess. The TIGER lings are at it again.
BOWSER: I swear those kids are impossible.
PC REPAIR WOMAN PEACH: That's too bad.
BOWSER: Look, I gotta go, but I'll be back to capture you at 7:00 right in front of your castle.
PC REPAIR WOMAN PEACH: Sorry. No can do. Won't be there.
BOWSER: Then where? Mario's Pad?
PC REPAIR WOMAN PEACH: No. I'm going to the mall this evening to purchase some more shoes. It should be easy for you. Nobody
will be there to protect me.
BOWSER: Then it's settled. The mall tonight at 7:00.
PC REPAIR WOMAN PEACH: Yep.
BOWSER: Good. The exit is to the back.
PC REPAIR WOMAN PEACH: Thanks. Good luck.
BOWSER: Yeah yeah yeah.
(Bowser is now on his way to the school. The girl still has joe and hobbes hot on her tail.)
hobbes : Wait. Don't go. I'm sorry if my idiot brother frightened you.
joe : If anything frightened her it was your clock tower .
hobbes : What do you mean?
joe : You know what I mean!
GIRL: Boys! (She calls to hobbes and joe .)
joe & hobbes : Yes?
(She turns around to them.)
GIRL: Has it ever crossed your minds to maybe ask me if I'm already taken?
joe & hobbes : Um, no. Are you?
GIRL: YES!!!
joe & hobbes : NOOOO!!!!!!
GIRL: It's true. I have a boyfriend already. (She looks up.) And there he is now.
(The boy runs over to her.)
BOY: I was looking all over for you when the fight broke out. Are you okay?
GIRL: I'm fine now that you're here.
(The couple hugs each other as ashton approaches very quickly .)
ashton : No! Honey, what are you doing with this girl?
BOY: Uh, this is my girlfriend.
ashton : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
BOY: Um, is something wrong, ashton ?
(ashton walks over to the girl.)
ashton : You! How dare you steal my man!
GIRL: Huh? Excuse me.
(ashton uppercuts the girl in her chin .)
GIRL: Ow! Hey! What are you doing?
ashton : I'll fight you for the love of my man.
GIRL: What? You're impressive .
joe & hobbes : All right a female person fight!
BOY: Excuse, but my girl is not some female person !
joe : Shut up!
hobbes : Yeah. Back off or we'll run you!
BOY: What? You don't scare me!
joe : And you don't scare us, right hobbes !
hobbes : Right! C'mon unless you're centipede !
BOY: Fine! If you want me, then here I come.
(The boy walks up to them, but then the earth shakes in hard rhythm. A shadow fell upon the TIGER s. The creature's eyes
are lit with anger for standing before them was the King of the TIGER s.)
BOWSER: So, it seems as if you three are handling things quite well. Starting arguements, picking fights, yes this will
definitely bring me humiliation once the press gets a hold of this.
joe : Dad!
hobbes : We was just...
BOWSER: Can it! Where's the others?
(Just then, a plumber comes up to them.)
plumber : Bowser, your other three boys are in the Principal's office.
BOWSER: Three?
plumber : Yes. alex , moe , and fred .
BOWSER: Okay, so where's garet ?
sam : Help! He's gonna destroy us all!
garet : Come back here and receive your fate!
BOWSER: What in the world is going on here?!
(garet doesn't notice a USA in front of him. He keeps going and trips on it dropping the pizza slice .)
ALL: *Gasp*
(The pizza slice shatters on the ground. From a distant aerial view of the school, a huge explosion covers the entire area.)
(That evening, Bowser and his TIGER lings are back at the TIGER Castle in the living room .)
BOWSER: So, you couldn't even manage to survive the first day. First you totally humiliate me, then you blow up the cafeteria!
What do you have to say in your defense?
hobbes : Um, we're sorry?
BOWSER: Sorry?! I won't be able to show my face outside of this castle without having somebody laugh at me very !
garet : Well, it's not like people weren't going to do that anyway.
BOWSER: What was that?
garet : Um, nothing.
BOWSER: I've HAD it with all of you! As of now, you're grounded until I can think of something worse to do to you!
alex : Um, dad?
BOWSER: What?!
alex : Um, your Honor, if I may speak on the behalf of the defense, moe and I didn't really do anything wrong.
moe : Yeah, I think we should be found innocent of all charges.
Other TIGER lings: You kids !!!!
BOWSER: I don't care! All of you were involved in something today so you all will share the same fate!
TIGER lings: Awwww...... C'mon.
BOWSER: Silence! Now, I have to go.
(Bowser walks off.)
garet : Huh? Where are you going?
BOWSER: To capture PC REPAIR WOMAN Toadstool, again!
